Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Teaching the teacher

TODAYS JOKE: A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell? "The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

GREAT QUOTE: Always read books that will make you look good if you die in the middle of them.

TODAY'S BIBLE VERSE: For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

TODAY'S KIDS JOKE: (compliments of our friend Jonathon B. age 11 on Monday. Happy Birthday Jonathon!) What did the grape say when the elephant sat on him? Nothing, he just let out a little whine...

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