Thursday, November 09, 2006


TODAY'S JOKE: A young man called directory assistance. "Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, AZ."
"There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix, " the operator replied. "Do you have a street name?"
The young man hesitated, and then said, "Well, most people call me Ice Man..."

TODAY'S BIBLE VERSE: Then they cried out to the Lord in their trouble, and he brought them out of their distress. He stilled the storm to a whisper; the waves of the sea were hushed. Psalm 107: 28-29

TODAY'S KID'S JOKE: (Kyle L. age 8)
A woman was having lunch with her two friends and asked them where she could buy windows. The first friend, who loved building things, said, "Try a hardware store."
The second friend said, "What are you talking about? Try a software store!"

(Kyle would like to explain: windows in your home or windows on you computer?)

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