Mad Cow

TODAY'S JOKE: A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."

FUNNY QUOTE: "You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing." -- Michael Pritchard

TODAY'S BIBLE VERSE: And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, [it was] very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day. Gen. 1:31

TODAY'S KID JOKE: Why can't you play hide-and-seek with poultry in a Chinese restaurant?
Because of the peking duck.