Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Explosively Funny

TODAY'S JOKE:
Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over. Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?"
A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help. First, let's make sure he is really dead."
After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot. Then Joe comes back to the phone.
"Okay," he says nervously to the operrator. "What do I do next?"

TODAY'S BIBLE VERSE: Even in darkness lightness dawns for the upright, for the gracious and compassionate and righteous man. Good will come to him who is generous and lends freely, who conducts his affairs with justice. Surely he will never be shaken; a righteous man will be remembered forever. Psalm 112: 4-6

TODAY'S KID JOKE: Why do spiders do so well in computer classes?
They love the Web.

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