TODAY'S JOKE:
An airliner experienced an unusually bumpy landing. After they had taxied to the terminal, the sheepish pilot took his regular station at the door, telling the passengers, "Thanks for flying with us."
In light of his bad landing, he was fully prepared to grin and bear it should anyone make a comment. But no one had, and the only passenger left coming down the aisle was a little old lady walking with a cane. She stopped at the door and turned to him. "Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?""Why no Ma'am, "said the pilot. "What is it?"The little old lady asked, "Were we shot down?"
TODAY'S BIBLE VERSE:
How priceless is your unfailing love! Both high and low among men find refuge in the shadow of your wings. Psalm 36:7
TODAY'S KID JOKE:
What goes oh oh oh?
Santa walking backwards.
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Actually, I have made a landing or two like that in my day :=) <><
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