Tuesday, January 09, 2007

For my husband and anyone else reading this from their office

TODAY'S JOKE:

Top Signs You're Bored at Work

You've already read the entire Far Side page-a-day calendar for 2007.
You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.
You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.
You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs.
People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your ceiling.
You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarfs.
The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.

(Hurry home honey, and don't hurt yourself with those pencils!)

TODAY'S BIBLE VERSE:
This is the day the LORD has made. We will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalm 118:24 NLT

TODAY'S KID JOKE:
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants!

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