The Drums

TODAY'S JOKE:
An explorer was leading an entourage through the Amazon jungle when they heard the sounds of drums. At the next village, the leader stopped a native and asked him to explain their meaning. "Bad, real bad when drums stop!" he said before running off. The drum beating continued to pulsate. The safari leader asked another native about it. "Bad, real bad when drums stop!" he said and continued to run away. A few minutes later the drums did stop, and all the expedition members became panicked. The leader grabbed another villager and demanded to know the situation..."Bad, real bad that drums stop," he blurted. "Now comes bass solo!"

GREAT QUOTE:
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. Dame Edna Everage

TODAY'S BIBLE VERSE:
Then the way you live will always honor and please the Lord, and your lives will produce every kind of good fruit. All the while, you will grow as you learn to know God better and better. Colossians 1:10, NLT

TODAY'S KID JOKE:
Q: What do you take before every meal?
A: A "seat"