Say Uncle

More great jabs (in loving fun of course) at our relatives:

My Uncle Newt is as strong as a horse. We just wish he had the I.Q. of one.

I feel sorry for my poor, goofy uncle. We can't let him have anything sharp- like a mind.

He's very goofy. When the cuckoo bird comes out of the clock every hour, he tries to pull my uncle back in with him.

My uncle remains a bachelor. He hasn't let a woman pin anything on him since he wore diapers.

He belongs to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever he feels like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and curlers to burn his toast for him.

A GREAT QUOTE: "Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can." -- Elsa Maxwell

TODAYS BIBLE VERSE: Now, our God, we give you thanks, and praise your glorious name. 1 Ch. 29:13

TODAY'S KID JOKE: (Kyle, age 8)
What is a vampires favorite Holiday?
Fangsgiving