Motherhood

TODAY'S JOKE: If You Give A Mom A Muffin
If you give a mom a muffin, she'll want a cup of coffee to go with
it.
She pours herself some.
Her 3-year old will spill the coffee.
She'll wipe it up.
Wiping the floor, she will find some dirty socks.
She'll remember she has to do the laundry.
When she puts the laundry in the washer,
she'll trip over some boots and bump into the freezer.
Bumping into the freezer will remind her that she has to plan
supper.
She will take out a pound of hamburger.
She'll look in her cookbook
(101 Things to Make with a Pound of Hamburger).
The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail.
She will see the phone bill, which is due tomorrow.
She will look for her checkbook.
The checkbook is in her purse that is being dumped out by her 2-year
old.
She'll smell something funny.
She'll change the 2-year old.
While she is changing the 2-year old, the phone will ring.
Her 5-year old will answer and hang up.
She'll remember that she wants to phone a friend to come for
coffee.
Thinking of coffee reminds her that she was going to have a
cup.
She will pour herself some.
And chances are, if she has a cup of coffee, her kids will have
eaten the muffin that went with it

TODAY'S BIBLE VERSE:
Though you have not seen him, you love him; and even though you do not see him now, you believe in him and are filled with an inexpressible and glorious joy. 1 Peter 1:8

TODAY'S KID JOKE: (Joshua, age 9)
What is a scientist's favorite kind of gum?
Experi-mint