School can be funny

I'm going to once again leave my usual post style to share something new. Today me and the boys were doing school and we picked up the book Where the Sidewalk Ends and it cracked us up. Here was one of our favorites:

Boa Constrictor:

Oh, I'm being eaten
By a boa constrictor
A boa constrictor
A boa constrictor
I'm being eaten by a boa Constrictor,
And I don't like it- one bit.

Well, what do you know?
It's nibblin' at my toe.
Oh, gee
It's up to my knee
Oh my,
It's up to my thigh.
Oh, fiddle,
It's up to my middle.
Oh, heck
It's up to my neck.
Oh, dread,
It's upmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmfffffffffffffff