One of life's lessons

TODAY'S JOKE:
Learning
A young couple was touring southern Florida on their honeymoon and stopped at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road. After seeing the sights, they engaged in small talk with the man that handled the snakes."Wow!" exclaimed the new bride. "You certainly have a dangerous job. Do you ever get bitten?""Yes, upon rare occasions," answered the handler."Well," she continued, "just what do you do when you're bitten by a snake?""I always carry a razor-sharp knife in my pocket, and as soon as I am bitten, I make deep criss-cross marks across the fang entry and then suck the poison from the wound.""What, uh... what would happen if you were to accidentally sit on a rattler?" persisted the woman."Ma'am," answered the snake handler, "that will be the day I learn who my real friends are."

TODAY'S BIBLE VERSE:
For the rest, my brothers, whatever things are true, whatever things have honour, whatever things are upright, whatever things are holy, whatever things are beautiful, whatever things are of value, if there is any virtue and if there is any praise, give thought to these things. Philippians 4:8

TODAY'S KID JOKE:
How did Minnie Mouse save Mickey from drowning?

She gave him mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.